Gran finale!

No one likes looses ends, or at least that's what I told myself during the 'Yamba Straights' conclusion. So I've drawn an ending that I think will please all comers and ties up all those issues I've raised during the series.

Cat Animation

Here's something I'll never work on again!

It's got no sound...

'Batman smells'

There comes a time in every mans blog where he needs a break, to reflect, revise, recoup and various other re words. Basically, a chance for me to do bugger all for a while...

Until next time...

nicos

Title Vergessen!

Once again must I apologise to the millions of adoring fan for failing to give the sweet nectar which is 'Yamba Straights'.
It's true, I've been somewhat lazy watching oodles of anime... and it is from this that I bring to you the following entry.

I drew up a quick front and side to model off (perhaps I should have planned this stage a little more)



I was trying to create a cool anime head in 3d.
Here are a few renders plus some photoshop touchups.



This fella doesn't quite capture the anime spirit, so I added some manga notation to help the idea.

Rising Pressure

Where will it end?

(points downwise)

Solly!

Similar to that other time I didn't have a glorious new strip to upload, is now, when I don't have...it!

Sweet Rebuke

Well, it turns out that there is a hi-fat milk and it is apparently rather tasty.

Maybe I should keep my ideas to myself!?!

Hahahaha... suckers!

You'll never stop me!

(unleashes picture)

And above all else...

You know how peoples get low fat milk and the like?
Well, I thought it'd be cool to have High fat milk, 5 or 6% fat. I think it would be a hit with the kids and other types who feel the need to fight the power.

Ready yourself to be disappointed...

And above all else...

If I wrote a movie I would call it, 'Dude, where is my foreberence?'

Here's another crafty IT joke,
Q. What did the cpu say to the peripheral?

A. I don't node?

Now be amazed by my pictures!

Second Best Eva

Here's a joke that I made.

Q. Why did the IT guy unplug his computer at the wall during the thunderstorm?

A. Just in 'cache'!

More, after this...

A weekend of MAYHEM!

I was in Syd for the Supanerd convention.
You're thinking, 'How did you draw your strip then, if you were away?'.
I guess you'll never know... (taps nose)

The TUTE!

If you have sound, turn it off!

Low Concept

It's below understanding!

Commentia

If I had a readership in the billions, there'd no doubt be an over zealous person eager to critize. I've taken the liberty of supplying a hyperthetical comment and my humble reply...

To whoms it may concern...

It's official, city hockey club is the greatest sporting club in the world!
I won the grand finale!



I think I've used that title before.

True or false

Nickos once consumed perfume believing it would improve his breath?

Truth and Dare

Press 1 to see nick consume the remaining port shots
Press 2 to hear nick tell a racist joke
Press 3 to feel nicks pain

hin und zuruck

I had last week off work, as you were no doubt informed by your various agencies and spy forces.
You'd think this strip would therefore be polished, funny and moving... this is not the case!

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More B, Less Me!

I'm not in this one either! (sigh)

Not ME!

This strip doesn't contain me, so you may not want to read it!

4 beers

Every now and then, you gotta lower the bar...
There's nothing overly wrong with the drawings themselves but the final rendering and overall composition is a little inconsistent and poorly executed. Just like that sentence!

2 wooden men done battle on a yellow road

They said I should avoid the ogling strip but who am I to deny the past?

... And I, I took the one travelled infrequently,
But I was always trying to get on the main road
Or even get a hover car with which to bypass roadery in general!

The 1st panel is a pretty average drawing but I think it looks funny and sleazy and reminds me of the bad guy in astroboy when he smiles!

Hmmm, something humourous...

...

i got nothing...

EXCEPT THIS BRAND NEW STRIP!

Lucky/Sweet Thirteen

At some lengths do I struggle to meet the guise which (almost) weekly, I propagate but who or I could match those standards drawn by lines and the second derivative that is your mind?

LOOK AT ME!

bolda and balda

I was planning on making a big deal out of my bday but as i was house sitting, I was unable to use my computer etc.

This drawing may need some explaining! Cancer is fighting Gemini, I'm on the cusp and can choice the best qualities from both signs (I don't make the the astronomy rules) that's just how it goes. Plus I'm the year of the dog hence the little glyph. It sorta like a powerup I use. The only thing I can't work out is why the twins are spartan warriors...

HA ha

Just when you thought I'd forgotten what happened next in the story...

'RELEASE THE PROBE!'

anyways...

okay, so here's how it stands!
The site where I usually steal the awesome 'Niche' strips was broken. All I have for ye is a few pictures of a soap stone sculpture I made in year 11. It's my tribute to Samo hung and is better than Pepsi's sculpture...

baby@

is what i'd probably called my kid when i made em.

Also, don't you hate it when you find out your jokes are funny to no one but you and that you're more handsome than you thought and have wasted your time not chasing fancy womens? well? ANSWER ME!

chorlak

i may have used this one before, so bear with me; if i had a line of camping equipment i'd call it 'in-tents' but i would need to make the 'in-tensity' more obvious!

the foraye

recent studies indicate that 9/10 womens aren't afraid of me...

ROLL THE NEXT CARTOON!

Ummmm.... gee, ahhhhh, hmmmm

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If I'm getting carried away with the action panels and choice of angles, I blame Naruto!

This is probably the time to disclaim the liknesses of all characters in the strips so they won't sue me and take all my gold.
So, I made em all up!

Part 2 - Niche Wang!

HAHAHAHAH... very funny but it's not true! I'm not a dickhead like many of yuse think and the penis tutorial shall have to waits its turn!



I was 'tossing' up earlier whether or not to use the dong joke as it may have crossed the boundaries of luridity that I try to deny the public as much a possible, to help maintain this facade of decency and good humour. But then I decided to satisfy myself... further lowering this blogs gdp or something.

Unleash tha babes...

If I had a gardening company, I'd call it 'Cutting Hedge Gardeners'! I hope I didn't rip that off unconciously...yeh, the more I think about it the more likely it seems I stole the idea. Just forget I wrote anything.

Part1 - tha forehead upon the sphere...

For homework, stare at your favourite niche cartoon and see the forhead in full glory. For those of you lucky enough, take my photo off the altar an have a good looksey!

The how to's and where for's...

The other day, my friend asked me, 'how can I be a big man like you?'
I says to maybles, or 'buddy' as is more accurater his sobriquet, I says, 'Well the first trick is to be a drawer. Not like the ones in your desk but a drawer with the doodles and pictures and the like.
Ya see, the womens find nothing more attractive than the humble drawer... and I know.'
I thinked I winked or something.
'And a mans bigness can only be measured by his allure; the calibre, frequency and velocity by which the fairer sex around, impart!'
To be sure this was no proper sentence but I had not prepared a response in advance, having not thought so much upon myself.
'But it'd take months to be awesome like you!', he says, 'I want my own 'Niche' now!'
This intrigued me, I hadn't considered others wanting to be me, to wear my skin and do sexy dances in front of the mirror.
'Perhaps I'll do a column in my blog, 'How to draw your own Niche', thought I, aloud.
And so, with these simple steps, you and buddy too, will be able to induldge your pathetic fantasies...