...and then some!

Okay, this never happened but what better way to visualize an inner monologue than in the mirror of a mens room? It does sound a little odd when I write it down but fear not, this panel bears its own truth. Who am I to write a thousand words? 'Tis me Nick, HAZAAR!

It's all smoke and morals!

Okay, so, I should probably disclaim the likness of all those I dain to draw, to ensure the safety of my meagre fortunes from the petty, the ignorant and the defaced.
If you find a likeness then it is merely your own vanity and not my stealing your precious identity and filling it with mindless drivle, casting aspersions on your fine character.

Now that I've set concise barriers with which to view with, enjoy my version of a certain I don't know who... and his silly mate (some refer to him as bone child)!

It was earth all along!

That should be, 'it was 'here' all along'!
C, I'm not crazy, just big boned (turns and winks to all the ladies).

Freak all!

The bloody picture won't upload. I shall endeavour to set things right tonight, one stroke after midnight or any time leading up to that...

... away with me...

Little did I know...

...and not that much more these days as can be gleaned from this here picture panel.

Check it oud!

This is the first of a run of 'Modern Ruminaries' which explicitly analyzes the male psyche and his struggle with life as we shouldn't know it!